Urgent and also I'm very stupid but I lost my glasses. And by lost I mean they got stepped on. And then melted. And then I cried but that's not important I'm just painting you the full picture
I'll be honest, melted don't sound salvageable, but I've seen enough weird shit in the interim, maybe I can dream you up something new. But you gotta stop telling me when you've cried if you're not gonna pony up some tears for me to experiment on, honey.
Yeah they're fucked up I'm high up on my voice text bullshit [...] Appreciate it I'll try and get someone smarter than me to figure out how the fuck you submit this shit through work so you can actually get paid instead of taking my soul this time
What are you planning to do with my tears I'm chock full of them I just need to know if you're going to try and make a clone because I ain't clone material
You're gettin so good at it! I do love a soul, but reimbursement's just as good. Listen, I'll have some loaner glasses to your door tomorrow AM. It'll take me a few days to brew up somethin real decent.
Nah, meat ain't really my medium unless we're talking wings. I just wanna see if I could reproduce your bone-o-vision with a pair of those old novelty beer goggles filled with your eye juice.
You're literally my hero if you took an entire year I'd still carry your children if you asked [...] that was weird but I don't know how to delete so I guess that's a binding contract now
Okay that sounds sick as fuck I'm gonna watch the fox and the hound with audio description and bring you a damn bucket
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Ain't gonna rule out taking up mad science mpreg cuz, you know, you never know. But I also got this bottle of mead brewing in my kitchen that I think might've turned, and I'm afraid to check it myself. Being that those are basically the same sort of situation... I'll think about it.
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What are you planning to do with my tears I'm chock full of them I just need to know if you're going to try and make a clone because I ain't clone material
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Nah, meat ain't really my medium unless we're talking wings. I just wanna see if I could reproduce your bone-o-vision with a pair of those old novelty beer goggles filled with your eye juice.
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Okay that sounds sick as fuck I'm gonna watch the fox and the hound with audio description and bring you a damn bucket
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Aw, you're so good to me.